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• July 3, 2008 6:06 PM
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Cosmo Overshares Their "Blow His Mind Moves"

By Gabriel Bell

Okay, there's nothing particularly new about Cosmopolitan offering icky, possibly unwise sex tips for the modern woman. However, we had to take exception with their newest entry, "67 New Blow-His-Mind Moves." First of all, 67 is odd number—despite the fact that it is prime—and bespeaks of an editorial staff that was shooting for 70 and came up three short. Secondly, they forward some especially spurious tips that run from making your man sneeze with pepper (snot, so hot), cupping your hands over his ears (what did you say?), and listening to his favorite junior-high songs while getting it on (Metallica rules!). Finally, they claim to print suggestions from actual real men in their 20s. Look, we can't tell if these guys exist in the real world or only at the end of a copywriter's pen, but we're pretty sure no man has ever said, "I melt when a girl screams a foreign phrase in bed"—like ever ever.

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